Clark Haggins Music / Blogging / Poetry / Songs / World's Most Watched Videos / Well-Read Writings. Greenhouse-Effect SONGS 2007.

321,816 Views - Clark Hagins; "I "AM" Rock N Roll !!" He declares and he doesn't care what People think or People write About him; "We are the pure entertainment of the web,...We're all the "real" rock that is Left !!,...the type of rock that celebrates the melody of the 1960's and 70's ,..the Art and passion of 'those' times,....the heart and soul in music like Jim Croce, John Denver, and Harry Nilsson; "The web celebrates us and all I gotta do is check my Google traffic counter everyday,..and it always gives me the confidence that alotta' people watch us and alotta people dig our fucking shit,...We are loved by lots of folks out there all around the World !!" Greenhouse Effect revel in their glorious Web Traffic, other Bands and Home Video makers clamor to link to G.e. or be "associated" with their Videos - in hopes of accomplishing their very own web traffic dreams but Haggins says that Lame websites Like Youtube "Make things hard on everybody ,..EVERYBODY,....including G.e. !!" - "Youtube won't think twice about Deleting your account over absolutely nothing or even the slightest infraction,....and they are often wrong" States Higgins; "They will delete whole accounts by even G.e. ,..so that tells you all you need to know,...they will delete anybody,....they make you pay for traffic,..and they hype up Lame things with phoney hits and fake traffic stats,.....they just exist to promote Lady Ga Ga and Justin Beiber and Liberalism,....they are just tryin' to make yer kid dumb,.....their goal is just chaos ,....pure nonsense,...they're just mindless entertainment,.....but G.e. is all about "Mindful" entertainment,...we are fun and funny to look at,....we make people laugh ,..but we are also informative and good quality,...we are talent that people like to watch - and Link to !! Best of all" Millions of People around the Planet each day 'need' to get their daily G.e. fix and Haggans is only so too happy to be the provider; "Because of Me and G.e,..the internet is more fun,...Bands want to be 'like us',...People want to email me,....People see all of our ads at Facebook, Myspace, and Google,....Our web traffic now drives itself,..like a machine,...and most days with absolutely ZERO advertising." The angry picture of Haggans flipping the camera the bird seems to rub against Haggins own strict policies of being a 'strict Christian" Musician who "Never Misses Sunday Mass" all the while constantly dropping F-Bombs all the way; - "I think it's fun all the contridictions with me,..I am a fair representation of our entire world,...I am like a tiny little tortured country ,..a gene pool sample gone mad,...I tell it like it is and i ain't no saint and I'm not perfect and 'thats' what makes G.e. so durable !!,....People love it and they love to watch me,...fans like Our band,....but we technically "are" actually a really good band,..we're not a gimmick." Greenhouse Effect (G.e) play a heavy and melodic form of music ,..but they are "Not" metal or punk or even emo or alternative per say,....rather, they are a whole entire "new" sound,....an anamoly of the Net. "The way that Harry Nilsson moved his sound around and he could go from a song Like "Together" to a song like "Without You" or "Jump into the Fire",..'thats' how G.e. is,..and thats how i always wanted us to be,..we are no category,..we are part of NO IDENTITY ,....WE ARE JUST OURSELVES - WHAT-EVER THAT IS (Laughs)." Haggins says in 2008 that he doesn't mind saying of himself that he "Is" Rock n Roll; "To millions of people who watch me and my band,..our old school style is all there is that is left from the 70's and the old days of Zeppelin and the Who,....we sound like true classic rock,...and I hate all that shit from today,...I think it fucking sucks." - Today, Haggins finds himself anonymous as he cleans swimming pools, bearded, and over 200 pounds with a massive girth of a stomach gut and "Mr. South Bay" started his musical journey long ago in Redondo Beach California, recorded heavily guitar distorted "demos" at his home in Torrance's Hollywood Riviera and today, many in the community now revere his music as the town's Greatness as he basically "invented grunge rock" Long long before there was a thing called Nirvana; "People see all my ads all over the web,....they see all the traffic that we get,....they try to play live shows and write songs,....but nobody can keep up with me,....nobody can keep up with G.e. now because we are like a cyberspace machine,....I couldn't stop us now even if i desperately wanted to,...our web traffic feeds back into itself now,....and every band wants to copy and paste my shit and put their band with it ,..or their web junk that they sell with MLM MARKETING,....on the internet,...Greenhouse Effect "is it !!!" - Hagins also uses web savy tricks that "Guarantee Traffic" just incase he starts in on a bad week; "Things like the Zeus 1000 Robot can make me money,..if I need some,....I do ok on here though" Says Higgins. HAGINS says that he "Makes enough money" on the web to "buy food at Ralphs and Vons and eat at Taco bell in Carlsbad California as he cleans swimming pools; "People think that I'm rich and that I'm this millionaire off of G.e. (Laughs),...I WISH ,...I REALLY WISH" says Haggins for Rock City Boston. "Not many people recognize me out driving in traffic anymore,..I'm getting very old now and I don't look like that cute dude in G.e. anymore who was 25 (Laughs),....I'm an old fart now,......but I can still fucking rock BETTER THAN ANYBODY" States Higgins. Jeff Snowe of Rock City Productions "Discovered" the talents of Haggins and G.e. Long ago in 1988 and calls Haggins; "Los Angeles' BEST SONGWRITER BAR NONE" - " I really appreciate Jeff Snow and all he has done for our band,....he gives us the confidence to make things fun, get controversial, and to be egotistical,.....He hypes us up and really makes us believe in G.e. ,....he is like the ultimate Positive drill sargeant !!" Haggins says that he can only "Hope" that the Good Lord will forgive him for his Ego and his Vulgarity; "All that I ever wanted to do was entertain people and make them smile and Laugh - or cry and feel good,... it does make me feel bad sometimes,..all of this,...but Rock n roll 'must' go on,....and I am Rock n Roll ,...everything must be this way ." Haggins says that he is critically "Addicted" to writing; "I love to blog and I can't possibly stop,....I am certain that I need some kind of anti-writing therapy drug (Laughs)" Says Higgins. "My Dad was Gary B. Hagins - the School Teacher from Palos Verdes High School - Yeah that One ! ,...and He was the Greatest writer that I have ever read,.... He was always so thorough and descriptive complete,....I know that I can never be as Good and as talented as him,... He was a Genius ,.... My Dad was a rare Pure Genius... He watches over and protects me ,... from all evil " Haggins doesn't mince words that some of his main blogs are amongst the best on the Net; "People read my words as much - or even more - than they listen to G.e. ,.... No one has the heart to go up against me ,..or to challenge me,... they 'know' that I've been through too much ,... and that I 'know" too much..." - "Coke Snorting" is One of Haggins' favorite G.e Songs; "I love the video for "Coke",....I love Flipper's guitar sound ,..and i love the way my drums came out,...and I love Bill Krodel for mixing it so precisely and good ,....God Bless him..." HAGINS says that his memories of growing up long ago and watching HR Puff N Stuff and "Land Of the Lost" at 251 in Torrance and the South Bay fuel his hunger for keeping his G.e. Flock fed of their daily Supply of G.e. ; "When ever I hear Harry Nilsson's 'Without you',...thats when I remember what this is really all about." Says Haggins. 



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Most Viewed Coke Snorting - Greenhouse Effect Music 1990 - Immorally Moral - BMI Music. Phil-Keegan_Guitar.

187,352 Views - 'Coke Snorting' is the rather longish, technical hard rock tune from GREENHOUSE EFFECT that establishes them as a busy and proggy band (At times if they wanna be). More known for quick in-and-out big hook hits like the Syrupy 'Brandy' and "White Black Thang" at Myspace and Jango Radio, "Coke Snorting" is early material with Guitarist_Phil Keegan that displays a younger more aggressive band dabbling in Prog Rock metal that can recall Rush, Metallica, Guns n Roses, Genesis, and Danzig as Drummer Clark Haggins plays some technical busy percussion to go along with the difficult and intricate Guitar work from Keegan. The three piece band seem more like a 6 piece on this Hard Rocking Song from the "Immorally Moral" 1990 Cassette; Redondo Beach Calif. - Rock City Promotions - Boston Massachusetts. SuperNetCelebrityCom

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Yeah, g.e. loves the Beatles ,..check out the cover of 'Please Please Me' 1991 ,...its rockin at Jango FM http://blip.tv/file/4174813

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Greenhouse-Effect_Song List Complete 1985 to 1992. - Greenhouse-Effect_Mixtapes

Greenhouse-Effect_Song List Complete 1985 to 1992.

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1983; Age 18 ,...Performs with Torrance Punk Rock band "Outlash Control"...

1984 / 85' - Rehearses often with Various South Bay Blues/ Rock bands among them "Soul Clinic" With Guitarist_Steve Stepanian and Bassist Rick Carmody as well as Bassist_Dave-Basen. Also Quite Often performs with the fragmented Group that would later become "The Jim Mellon Quartet" - Notes; Later on in 1986, 87 and various Parts of possibly 1988 through 1990, Performs with the "Christine Valley band" (The CVB) With Ohio Guitarist / Vocalist Joe Delsignore (Joe Groovey Dude). Also Plays with Gardena Punk band "BPS"... and others... (All of these on drums only)...

1985, 86'

The "Clark Hagins" Solo Demo Tapes. Largely Recorded at South Bay Sound in Gardena California; Some tracks and "Bits" recorded at 251 Redondo Beach with home "Sony" Tape Recorders (Overdubbed). These are heavily organized "Grunge" guitar ideas as heard at BlipTV and other places. The distorted guitars ideas as clashing with "alternative" type songs were  'perfected' first at home in Torrance California before ideas were discussed in studio in an effort to "Capture it" to tape recordings.

First Songs Recorded; Late 1985 - Hagins Aged 20

1.) Maury,...A Lad Insane

2.) Soviet! (Feel The Soviet Thunder)

3.) Somethings Wrong with the Boy

Engineered By Dan Jamele and Bill Rothenberg

1986; Not in this Order (Months unknown)

1.) Get it Right

2.) Angel Of hell

3.) Magic Fingers

4.) 'Don't Need You

5.) 'Been Her (Tania)

6.) Loser Girl - NOTES; 'This' is one of the most interesting early Clark Higgins Tracks,....right now, Somewhere there is only one (1.) copy of this song floating around the world on a cassette (If it still exists or hasn't been erased somewhere)...
7.)  ?? More ? (Unknown)...

Recorded by Bill Rothberg and Possible Dan Jammelle at "Media Kitchen" Gardena Calif. (South bay Sound).

Note; There "are' other (Possibly Professionally recorded too) Songs from this period. A Possible Song called "Scary Sabbath" was accidentally mailed away to somewhere unknown (And it was the only Cassette copy) The Master Tapes exist but are "Akai 12 track system" tapes,...and those Akai consoles are rarely used post 1992 (And ofcourse in the today World of the 2000's are virtually impossible to find). NOTES; There was a 1987 Recording Session that began with Haggins and Dan Jamale and Lasted mere minutes as Hagins cut the session abruptly short - With due to a stress related Possible Panic Attack !! (A severe nervous condition Hagins has suffered since childhood and still to this day.) "It worked out perfect" Says Higgins "I remember something Like all of a sudden, the guy had to leave anyway" - (Laughs)

1988 - With Guitarist_Phil Keegan, Bassist_Rick Carmody and Greenhouse Effect (February / March 1988) South Bay Sound Co. Gardena California - Likely not in this Order

1.) Precarious

2.) Number One

3.) Think About it (Yardbirds Cover)

4.) Wring that Neck

5.) Racers

6.) The Magic Man

7.) Little Man

8.) Actor

1989 - April / May 89' With Bill Rothenberg - South Bay Sound

1. 3/4

2. A Current Affair

3. Six Feet Under

4. Snake

1990 - May 90'

1.) Virus O'Syrus

2.) Coke Snorting

3.) Waiting for your Love to Fail!

1990 - December 90' - Haggins and Carmody only

1.) Wilson Phillips

2.) America The Beautiful

1991 - January / February 91' - Clark Hagins; Drums, Guitar, Vocals / Rick-Carmody_Bass

1.) Dead End Street

2.) Ben is Dead

3.) Star

4.) Hey Negrita

5.) 22nd Street

6.) God's Joke

1991 - April / May 91' - Haggins and Carmody_Bass - Recorded with Bill Krodel and Mark Nathanson @ Jet City Sound Studios, El Segundo California

1.) Subdue

2.) Manipulation

3.) White Black Thang

4.) Please please me (Beatles Cover).

1991 - November / December / March 92' Mix

1.) Brandy

1992 - May June ( Engineered By Bill Krodel)

1.) Search and Destroy

2.) People (That won't back down).

3.) The Ballad of Kurt Cobain

4.) No Takers

1992 - July / August

1.) Addicted

2.) Misogynistia

3.) Five Years

1992 - September

1.) Big Teen Dollars

1992 - October / November

1.) Theme

2.) Irie Bob

3.) Katy's Song (Gurdle)

4.) So Much Better

5.) It Ain't Easy

6.) White Suburban Liars

7.) Ripping Reason

8.) ??

There are other Complete songs in here believe it or not as well as song "Fragments" recorded Dec and Nov 92' - A cover of Dusty Springfield's "You don't have to say you love Me" exists on Hagins' master tapes Recorded by Bill Krodel.

Band Officially breaks up in November / December 1992 - There are no more known recorded songs or works beyond this point - Bassist Rick Carmody Officially joined the 'One handed Readers' possibly as early as Summer 1992 in Redondo Beach.

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Greenhouse_Effect_Lyrics - New Lyrics Ideas 2010 "The Robot" by Clark Hagins

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Greenhouse-Effect_Lyrics_2010 (New!) "The Robot"


Face it

You're a Robot

A Heartless Ghoul

and with no art

and You're boring

even worse

You paint yourself with tattoos

but its no use

You're mechanical

and shallow

You're one dumb pallow

Soft to the core

but in your mind an elite store

who can only sell peace

but whos' buying ??

Cause you're not really trying

you just wanna prove that the real actual smart

are really so bad and unfair and mean 

cause its you

who is so pristine

and supposedly

you've been through it all

and ran the gamut

but thats bullshit

You ain't been through spit

and you suck on burch

You don't even go to church

What the fuck Do You know ?

And what do you show ?

Not much

Same old thing

round and round

a Clown

you simply are

who copies what he sees

monkee see

monkey do

in a lame culture

where the choices of thefts are small and obvious

It'd be a plainly better world

without you

Your lame

with no shame

and yet

you play games

You raid people's medicine cabinets

when they're not home

and then you cry

how you're so alone

and its only guys like me

left

that can really cry

'cause we only know try

and pay all the bills

while you seek thrills

on someone else's dime

you enjoy crime

and you vote for bozos

who will keep you afloat

You knowingly know

and hidden

but you can't hide from God

or Satan

you took the bate and

then you finally called

one day

and told me I'm great

but it's too late

you spent your life

thinking how smart you are

and beating people up

and putting others down

and your flock knows you can't love

cause niether can they

and robots you all

continue

to

obey

Round and round

the same mundane thing

everyday

and thank God it's that way

So you can celebrate

and continue your hate

of those actually

better than you

and more creative

and less boring too

You never bothered to read

yet you know it all

you believe in the tall

and good looking

while you

curse the small

You do what Hollywood sells

Californication

and Masturbation

face it

You're a robot

pathetic and unfree

and you think that you write

such brilliant poetry

but it can't protect you

only you can erect you

as you hound the truly skilled

and mock the really smart

all that comes out of your filthy mouth

and soiled little brain

are feeble little farts

Your chains rattle

and all can see them

You are boring and mediocre

but you think you're a funny joker

and God sees that you're not

for its true

You're merely

a robot

a piece of plastic and metal

a mechanical machine

in a matrix of you're own

design

no art or skill

in your heart

no love in your soul

no tears in your juice

yet you still reproduce

and at night

you're on the loose

when in my society

You'd be locked up

where you belong

where you can't hold the real true talented and skilled down

anymore

You fucking worthless

and useless whore

You'd be the one mowing the lawns

where you belong

Not me

'really should be

a Robot

you see

And to you

stupid and stoned

is a badge of honor

and even courage

the den of thieves

and a failed polygraph

And forget a paragraph

or a real conversation

of substance

for you can barely even utter 

a sentence

You've been watchin' too much Colbert and Stewert

and sucking on weed like a flea sucks on blood

but you don't bleed

'cause you don't believe

Been watchin'

too much Tv

and spinnin' too much rap at high blast

looking for that next

piece of fucking ass

out in your flash car

that you can't afford

and you'll fight like mad

when they

come

to repossess

Yes,..you can't even cry

and if you do, Your tears aren't even real

you rehearsed them too

like everything else

either that

or rat a tat tat

You don't even know why you cry

much less how

and you just really

want to die

and you celebrate impossible and insane

yeah, to You thats really cool

and you don't know

You're a fool

even if it finally bites you

nothing rights you

but I'm writing you

now

and how

and its good guys like me

who absorb all the real pain

and art

and we will see

to it

,...that You do

in the end...

its people like you that killed music and art

and now you want Jesus too

well you can't fucking have that

I say to you in such fright

and to all a Good Night !!

Greenhouse-Effect_Lyrics_2010 - "The Robot"

"The Robot"


A Works By Clark Hagins   /  c2010 (September)






Face it

You're a Robot

A Heartless Ghoul

and with no art

and You're boring

even worse

You paint yourself with tattoos

but its no use

You're mechanical

and shallow

You're one dumb pallow

Soft to the core

but in your mind an elite store

who can only sell peace

but whos' buying ??

Cause you're not really trying

you just wanna prove that the real actual smart

are really so bad and unfair and mean 

cause its you

who is so pristine

and supposedly

you've been through it all

and ran the gamut

but thats bullshit

You ain't been through spit

and you suck on burch

You don't even go to church

What the fuck Do You know ?

And what do you show ?

Not much

Same old thing

round and round

a Clown

you simply are

who copies what he sees

monkee see

monkey do

in a lame culture

where the choices of thefts are small and obvious

It'd be a plainly better world

without you

Your lame

with no shame

and yet

you play games

You raid people's medicine cabinets

when they're not home

and then you cry

how you're so alone

and its only guys like me

left

that can really cry

'cause we only know try

and pay all the bills

while you seek thrills

on someone else's dime

you enjoy crime

and you vote for bozos

who will keep you afloat

You knowingly know

and hidden

but you can't hide from God

or Satan

you took the bate and

then you finally called

one day

and told me I'm great

but it's too late

you spent your life

thinking how smart you are

and beating people up

and putting others down

and your flock knows you can't love

cause niether can they

and robots you all

continue

to

obey

Round and round

the same mundane thing

everyday

and thank God it's that way

So you can celebrate

and continue your hate

of those actually

better than you

and more creative

and less boring too

You never bothered to read

yet you know it all

you believe in the tall

and good looking

while you

curse the small

You do what Hollywood sells

Californication

and Masturbation

face it

You're a robot

pathetic and unfree

and you think that you write

such brilliant poetry

but it can't protect you

only you can erect you

as you hound the truly skilled

and mock the really smart

all that comes out of your filthy mouth

and soiled little brain

are feeble little farts

Your chains rattle

and all can see them

You are boring and mediocre

but you think you're a funny joker

and God sees that you're not

for its true

You're merely

a robot

a piece of plastic and metal

a mechanical machine

in a matrix of you're own

design

no art or skill

in your heart

no love in your soul

no tears in your juice

yet you still reproduce

and at night

you're on the loose

when in my society

You'd be locked up

where you belong

where you can't hold the real true talented and skilled down

anymore

You fucking worthless

and useless whore

You'd be the one mowing the lawns

where you belong

Not me

'really should be

a Robot

you see

And to you

stupid and stoned

is a badge of honor

and even courage

the den of thieves

and a failed polygraph

And forget a paragraph

or a real conversation

of substance

for you can barely even utter 

a sentence

You've been watchin' too much Colbert and Stewert

and sucking on weed like a flea sucks on blood

but you don't bleed

'cause you don't believe

Been watchin'

too much Tv

and spinnin' too much rap at high blast

looking for that next

piece of fucking ass

out in your flash car

that you can't afford

and you'll fight like mad

when they

come

to repossess

Yes,..you can't even cry

and if you do, Your tears aren't even real

you rehearsed them too

like everything else

either that

or rat a tat tat

You don't even know why you cry

much less how

and you just really

want to die

and you celebrate impossible and insane

yeah, to You thats really cool

and you don't know

You're a fool

even if it finally bites you

nothing rights you

but I'm writing you

now

and how

and its good guys like me

who absorb all the real pain

and art

and we will see

to it

,...that You do

in the end...

its people like you that killed music and art

and now you want Jesus too

well you can't fucking have that

I say to you in such fright

and to all a Good Night !!