Sh*t Paper Brand Toilet Paper !! North San Diego Inventors, Creators, Idea Generators !!

Web Guru Clark Haggans is known Primarily for His High web traffic rock Band 'Greenhouse Effect' and His Hit Songs "Brandy", 'White Black', and "Six Feet Under" but now he and Professional Surfer Hagan Kelley have branched off into their Latest Brain Explosion idea; "Sh*t Paper" Brand Toilet Paper !! ,... which ofcourse is Haggans' Light Bulb of an idea for a New Brand of a Roll of You-Know-What; "I was thinking of a catchy name ,..and people know that I am always coming up with the best creative shit..." Says Haggins "The name hit me not after a lot of Brain-storming but rather, it just came quickly,...and just 'Rolled' right out" Says Haggans. "Ofcourse, I immediately Trademarked the Name with My attorney and now , we are looking for a Top investor to help us put "Sh*&@$%&t Paper" into all Walmart Stores Coast to Coast !!" Haggans first Presented his idea to Kelley - who ofcourse is one of the Gurus behind SuperBrand Surfboards and clothing Line in Encinitas Ca; "I told Hagen that we needed a catchy slogan too and maybe artwork on the roll of paper with something cute like a little duck on it" Says Haggins. Hagins drew up a simple drawing of rough artwork as a worksheet that he used for the U.S. and California Trademark; "We trademarked the idea first with Debra Bowen's office, Secretary Of State California" Says Haggins "The U.s . Fed Trademark was rougher - but we got it done ,..we just wanna roll with this idea and make a million bucks quick !!" Haggans says that he and Kelley are also concerned with making and designing a "Quality Roll" of durable Toilet Paper; "We saw that clown in India with 'Poop Paper' which was one of the ideas for a name that I first rolled out months ago " Says Haggins "He makes his stuff out of Elephant Dung and it is a different product so there is no conflict of interest" Says Haggins. Hagins and Kelley say that hope to have "Sh*t Paper" stocked in all Targrt and Walmart Stores soon; "Its gonna be great" Says Haggins "We're rolling with one of the greatest inventions ever of the last two centurys ,..but its all in a name !!...People already think it's funny and they Love it "